7 May

Not to say we told you so, but: Speed Racer reviews online (and they’re not so positive)


Sirs, please do not concentrate on reviews such as David Edelstein’s (New York Magazine). Concentrate on the fact that your film Speed Racer has now earned its place (alongside) Dean Cain, as an example of how not to do it (your place will be honoured in the polaroid at the top of the site). Others will notice your example and try not to repeat it. Children will come to watch Speed Racer on terrestrial television and think to themselves “why”.  Yes, honoured gentlemen and ladies of the production of Speed Racer, we revel in mediocre examples of film. Sirs, we salute you all.

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