Archive for April, 2008

24 Apr

Obvious films to look out for in 2008


24 Apr

Enlightenment on the Quantum of Solace


24 Apr

Ironman Uk Premiere last night: - Initial opinions hitting the web


24 Apr

X Files: I want to believe

Oh yes, X files 2 is close and I hope its going to be as good as the last film. However, the title is a little strange. Maybe they should have called it “X files 2: You can’t handle the truth”. Nice!
Anyway, Xzibit is in this one. Yes, I am talking about the bloke off [...]

24 Apr

Is Brendan looking old or is it just me?

Well, I know he’s 39 but that’s not old…surely…(please God no!). Take a look at this video where he’s talking about playing with toys (I’m not kidding).
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1513658304?bclid=1508312051&bctid=1514307239

24 Apr

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Oh yes. For those of you not in the know (about three of you by my count) the Mummy series returns and without the whining Rachel Weisz. Unfortunately, John Hannah’s character is set to return as the obligatory twat of a sidekick. Jet Li stars as the big baddie and Michelle Yeoh also contributes to [...]

24 Apr

New Wall-E teaser video online

Enjoy. I did:

23 Apr

GI Joe: Photos released on web

GI Joe (thats action man in the UK) has a film out in 2009. I know what you are thinking: “will he have a penis”? Well that’s just wrong. Anyway, a couple of photos have been released of the forthcoming “stars” of the fim.
Let’s take a look at them individually and try and make [...]

23 Apr

Crank 2: High Voltage Yes they’re going to make a sequel

Well, it seems that filming for a Crank 2: High Voltage will be underway on Friday 25th April. Jason Statham and Amy Smart are back for the sequel (probably seeking to get nekkid in public again). Anyway the synopsis of this film reads thus:
“Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart [...]

23 Apr

New Incredible Hulk Pics

Well, those good fellows over at Empire have managed to procure some new Hulk images. Head on over there fast. Its nice to get a sense of scale of how the Hulk will look. Ang Lee’s interpretation of Hulk had him changing size every five minutes. One minute he was as big as a [...]

21 Apr

Dean Cain: The King of Mediocre?

It has been a running joke between friends that Dean Cain is incapable of making a good film. He doesn’t seem incapable of acting, it just seems that whatever film he is in, seems to be as interesting as watching dried pain get moist again. I find this a challenge and am determined henceforth [...]

21 Apr

The most unexpected endings in movies to date

Unexpected endings in film are without doubt what the whole game is all about. There is nothing more annoying than watching a predictable film. With this then, I present to you my top ten unexpected endings of films. The films that didn’t end the way you expected.

21 Apr

A positive review of a quite brilliant 4 out of 10 film: In Bruges

I want to go to Bruges. Like most of the world’s population, I knew Bruges was somewhere in Europe (probably Belgium) but had no idea of its medieval beauty.
I have just come back from In Bruges: the “gangster” film where two assassins are holed up in Bruges after a job gone bad. One thing is [...]

20 Apr

Quantum of Solace: What’s so bad about the title?

A little while ago, the world was informed of the latest Bond title “Quantum of Solace”. A large uproar took place as most opinions of this title have been negative.