Archive for April, 2008
X Files: I want to believe
Oh yes, X files 2 is close and I hope its going to be as good as the last film. However, the title is a little strange. Maybe they should have called it “X files 2: You can’t handle the truth”. Nice!
Anyway, Xzibit is in this one. Yes, I am talking about the bloke off [...]
Is Brendan looking old or is it just me?
Well, I know he’s 39 but that’s not old…surely…(please God no!). Take a look at this video where he’s talking about playing with toys (I’m not kidding).
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1513658304?bclid=1508312051&bctid=1514307239
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Oh yes. For those of you not in the know (about three of you by my count) the Mummy series returns and without the whining Rachel Weisz. Unfortunately, John Hannah’s character is set to return as the obligatory twat of a sidekick. Jet Li stars as the big baddie and Michelle Yeoh also contributes to [...]
New Wall-E teaser video online
Enjoy. I did:
GI Joe: Photos released on web
GI Joe (thats action man in the UK) has a film out in 2009. I know what you are thinking: “will he have a penis”? Well that’s just wrong. Anyway, a couple of photos have been released of the forthcoming “stars” of the fim.
Let’s take a look at them individually and try and make [...]
Crank 2: High Voltage Yes they’re going to make a sequel
Well, it seems that filming for a Crank 2: High Voltage will be underway on Friday 25th April. Jason Statham and Amy Smart are back for the sequel (probably seeking to get nekkid in public again). Anyway the synopsis of this film reads thus:
“Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart [...]
New Incredible Hulk Pics
Well, those good fellows over at Empire have managed to procure some new Hulk images. Head on over there fast. Its nice to get a sense of scale of how the Hulk will look. Ang Lee’s interpretation of Hulk had him changing size every five minutes. One minute he was as big as a [...]
Dean Cain: The King of Mediocre?
It has been a running joke between friends that Dean Cain is incapable of making a good film. He doesn’t seem incapable of acting, it just seems that whatever film he is in, seems to be as interesting as watching dried pain get moist again. I find this a challenge and am determined henceforth [...]
The most unexpected endings in movies to date
Unexpected endings in film are without doubt what the whole game is all about. There is nothing more annoying than watching a predictable film. With this then, I present to you my top ten unexpected endings of films. The films that didn’t end the way you expected.
A positive review of a quite brilliant 4 out of 10 film: In Bruges
I want to go to Bruges. Like most of the world’s population, I knew Bruges was somewhere in Europe (probably Belgium) but had no idea of its medieval beauty.
I have just come back from In Bruges: the “gangster” film where two assassins are holed up in Bruges after a job gone bad. One thing is [...]
Quantum of Solace: What’s so bad about the title?
A little while ago, the world was informed of the latest Bond title “Quantum of Solace”. A large uproar took place as most opinions of this title have been negative.


